If I was a professor at Hogwarts I’d just be happy my kids didn’t get decapitated or pregnant in the open air prison they live in. I could give a shit if they were late.
Pfft it’s I’d tell them their tax money pays for my niece’s “sabbatical to experiment ‘botany’ with faeries” before telling them to fuck off, “I have tenure”.
I’d… Also 100% hit on any Slytherin moms, I got a thing for Goth witches ok?
This is getting way to specific to be hypothetical. Admit it: you ARE in fact a professor at Hogwarts and now want free advice on your current “legal situation”. Well, maybe keep your wand in your pants and spend less time in the botany with the hallucinogens!
If I was a professor at Hogwarts I’d just be happy my kids didn’t get decapitated or pregnant in the open air prison they live in. I could give a shit if they were late.
But explain that to an over-ambitious Slytherin-parent! Good luck.
Pfft it’s I’d tell them their tax money pays for my niece’s “sabbatical to experiment ‘botany’ with faeries” before telling them to fuck off, “I have tenure”.
I’d… Also 100% hit on any Slytherin moms, I got a thing for Goth witches ok?
This is getting way to specific to be hypothetical. Admit it: you ARE in fact a professor at Hogwarts and now want free advice on your current “legal situation”. Well, maybe keep your wand in your pants and spend less time in the botany with the hallucinogens!