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@boem@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago

NASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defense

www.theregister.com

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NASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defense

www.theregister.com

@boem@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago
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Earthly politics and mission planning no match for fast-moving rocky orb
  • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    187•11 months ago

    We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      18•11 months ago

      We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

      • No one washes their hands — Increased infection rates.
      • Research doctors don’t work — Reduced cure research speed.
      • Sick people given hugs — Infectivity increased once spotted.
        – Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown)
    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      14•11 months ago

      The cloth does nothing to stop the virus but also completely cuts off oxygen to your brain.

      No I will not explain. It’s your job to educate yourself by watching more Jordan Peterson videos.

      • @illi@lemm.ee
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        22•11 months ago

        I know it’s stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are

      • @demonsword@lemmy.world
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        17•11 months ago

        Poe’s law strikes again

        • @200ok@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          TIL

        • @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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          2•11 months ago

          Cameron Poe?

      • @grue@lemmy.world
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        14•11 months ago

        Goddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice!

      • @naught@sh.itjust.works
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        11•11 months ago

        Just stopping by to say that I understood the obvious sarcasm/joke

      • @Potatisen@lemmy.world
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        5•11 months ago

        Sir, I’m trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster.

        • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          Don’t make me tap the sign…

      • @TheKracken@lemmy.world
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        5•11 months ago

        I hope you’re a troll. That’s just next level stupidity to be real.

        • @Rolder@reddthat.com
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          20•11 months ago

          The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that

        • @illi@lemm.ee
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          1•11 months ago

          And yet it is…

      • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        4•11 months ago

        Did you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they’re the only ones that do the job properly.

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