blue@diagonlemmyMA to The Leaky Cauldron • 1 day agoWhat’s the worst Harry Potter theory you’ve ever heard?i.imgur.comimagemessage-square16arrow-up133arrow-down18
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minus-squarethreelonmusketeerslinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-26 hours agoOh boy, where to begin? There’s a bunch that range from implausible, to unsettling, to simply absurd: Crookshanks used to live with the Potters Hagrid is a Death Eater Voldemort’s rudimentary body was Bertha Jorkins’ unborn child Draco actually loved Hermione McGonagall had an affair with Crookshanks Harry hallucinated the events of all seven books Wizards used to sh*t on the floor and vanish the evidence Snape was Harry’s real father the whole time Mrs Norris is a maledictus and Filch’s wife Voldemort secretly had a daughter
minus-square@Chiarottide@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•13 hours agoI’m pretty sure the shitting on the floor theory is actually a quote from the fourth book, also they don’t wear underwear when wearing tunics and robes
Oh boy, where to begin? There’s a bunch that range from implausible, to unsettling, to simply absurd:
I’m pretty sure the shitting on the floor theory is actually a quote from the fourth book, also they don’t wear underwear when wearing tunics and robes
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