Easily the most boring lesson was History of Magic, which was the only class taught by a ghost. Professor Binns had been very old indeed when he had fallen asleep in front of the staff-room fire and got up next morning to teach, leaving his body behind him. Binns droned on and on while they scribbled down names and dates and got Emeric the Evil and Uric the Oddball mixed up.
and why ever can’t they just go on headmastering? that’s what gets my goat.
Their lessons would be a little one-sided
They can talk and respond to people. There’s a friggin’ ghost teaching history
Yeah but the ghost was pretty transparent with their resume when hired
Haha, good one.
FYI, he wasn’t a ghost when he was hired though:
PS8
Don’t argue with the puns. It just encourages them.
Edit: SEE