@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoA YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.www.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square201fedilinkarrow-up1686arrow-down121
arrow-up1665arrow-down1external-linkA YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.www.businessinsider.com@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square201fedilink
minus-square@NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish103•1 year ago A Tesla engineer said the test was done wrong because the frunk increases in pressure every time. “You are holding it wrong!” 🤣
minus-square@EdibleFriend@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglish61•1 year ago Of course it just keeps hitting harder when things are in the way. Literally Tesla’s response
minus-square@cley_faye@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish18•1 year agoI’m sure these “engineers” were confused everytime they saw an elevator door not mercilessly crush people.
minus-square@barsquid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 year agoThis breakthrough technology could finally provide a way to teach people on the MTA not to hold the doors.
minus-square@andros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-21 year agoProbably “graduated college” the same way as Elon too
minus-square@barsquid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoIt that point why not just have some blades slide out on the third try?
minus-square@catloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoWhy bother when the door itself is an effective guillotine?
minus-square@NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoThe vehicles deny reality, same as their creator…
minus-square@ozymandias117@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish36•1 year agoIf it increases in pressure every time, I’m now curious how many times you need to close the trunk to cut a finger off
minus-square@slaacaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish31•edit-21 year agoHe forgot to turn on Finger Safe Mode™️ before closing the trunk
minus-square@filister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•1 year agoBut this feature requires an extra monthly subscription, that wasn’t included with the package of the YouTubers
minus-square@zombieshotgun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoWell to be fair, that functionality is a pretty pricey add-on.
minus-squareLiveLMlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoThey’re gonna add this in and call it “Jeremy mode”, just like the existing Joe Mode
minus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρєlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoThat’s why Apple gave up on designing a car. All of the potential customer base has already been captured by Tesla.
“You are holding it wrong!” 🤣
Literally Tesla’s response
I’m sure these “engineers” were confused everytime they saw an elevator door not mercilessly crush people.
This breakthrough technology could finally provide a way to teach people on the MTA not to hold the doors.
They learnt about consent from Elon.
Probably “graduated college” the same way as Elon too
It that point why not just have some blades slide out on the third try?
Why bother when the door itself is an effective guillotine?
The vehicles deny reality, same as their creator…
If it increases in pressure every time, I’m now curious how many times you need to close the trunk to cut a finger off
He forgot to turn on Finger Safe Mode™️ before closing the trunk
But this feature requires an extra monthly subscription, that wasn’t included with the package of the YouTubers
Well to be fair, that functionality is a pretty pricey add-on.
They’re gonna add this in and call it “Jeremy mode”, just like the existing Joe Mode
That’s why Apple gave up on designing a car. All of the potential customer base has already been captured by Tesla.